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Louis Goldstein, "Golf"

Louis Goldstein was a US Marine in the 1950s and he still looks like he could kick your ass.  He ran an independent lumberyard in Central New Jersey for many years.


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2 jews in 1934 were walking down a street when they came across a church that had a notice outside saying"come to jesus in this church and we will give you $50. so hymie says to yossell, i'll go. Yosselsaid you've been a jew all your life how can you do this. Hymie says I haven't worked for 3 months, we don't have bread to eat. So he went, about an hour later he came out and yossel asks, well did you get the money.Hymie said"you bloody jews all you think about is money"

Lou is terrific. If I see him tell this joke one more time, I am going to break my thumb and go out and look for a nurse!

Very, very cute website..and as Lou's daughter, I must admit I was afraid to watch in fear of total embarrassment, but he's pretty good and a great joke as well!!!!!

Loved them. Really made me laugh. Showed these to my Jamaican parents and they laughed too. I look forward to future jokes!

Seymour lived with his mother in the Bronx until he was 42. He decided to strike out on his own and moved to LA. He couldn't find a place to live he could afford but finally found a room in a house in a nudist colony. One day a letter arrived from his mother. "Seymour, you never call or write, please send me a picture so I can see that you're getting enough to eat." He has someone take a picture of him, meticulously cuts it in half and posts it only to realize, to his horror, he sent the wrong half.

Some weeks pass and finally a letter arrives from his mother. "Seymour, you know I don't see so well anymore, but I gave your picture to Aunt Molly. She said you should shave off that beard, it makes your nose look too big."

love it, love Lou!!

Lou, I'm proud to know you! What a super website!!!

Your stories were so well presented - and of course, FUN KNEE! The tellers are wonderful, sincere and the videography is way professional. Move over, Coen Brothers already! I am sending this to all my friends, goy and goyem included. Hope you have a mot of memory in your hard drive...the comments should fill it up fast. Thank you again for a beautiful presentation. It made my day! Zi Gezunt! Uncle Jack - Worcester, Mass.

Alex Mitchell told the joke wrong

Haven't laughed so much for ages

Just a quick note to say that Lou's joke is getting lots of laughs when I share it with my friends here in Paris!

lol that was a gewd juan!

Did you hear about the uncoordinated Jewish golfer? He kept falling down on his putz.

What's the definition of a genius?......A "C" student with a Jewish mother

A Rabbi, a priest and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender says,"What is this? a joke?

Was having a crummy day and stumbled across an online mention of this site. Absolutely loved Mr. Goldstein's joke and presentation - very attractive man and tells a good joke. Made my day. :)

Loved this site! FANTASTIC! When can we see more? Or read more of these classics?

Okay, I don't know what Itunes is, don't know if I have it, don't know what RSS is and I'm sure I don't have it. I'm a Scot, love the jokes....but do I have to pay for it????

great site-jokes in good taste,thank you

jokes are in good taste-keep keep sending them to me.--thank you

I love these guys and this website. I listen to the same joke 10 times and laugh each time. These guys know how to deliver, and I love the bios you include. Do you get paid for this? Can I tell a joke? (My grandfather was a stand-up comedian)

Abe and Moishe were getting pretty old, and they knew they would die soon. So they made a pact that whoever died first, he would somehow get in touch with the other, and tell him what life was like after death.
The weeks passed, and Abe died. Moishe sat shiva, but all the while was hoping and praying that Abe would remember their pact, and get in touch with him.
One day, the phone rings. "Hey, Moishe?" "Yeah?" "It's Abe!!" "Oh, boy, Abe! You remembered! You got in touch with me! How are you? What's it like after death?"
Abe says, "Well, I get up early in the morning, and I'm really hungry, but before breakfast, I have a little sex, then I eat breakfast. After breakfast, I have more sex, and by then I'm really hungry for lunch. But just before lunch, I have more sex. Then I eat lunch. After lunch, I'm ready for a nap, but first I have more sex, then I take a nap. When I wake up, it's almost time for dinner, but - you can imagine - first I have a little more sex. Then it's time for dinner, so I have dinner. After dinner, I'm ready for bed, but first I have more sex. Then I go to sleep for the night. That's how it is." "Wow, Abe! Sounds like you're in heaven!'" Abe replies, "Hell, no - I'm a buffalo in Wyoming."

Sam returns from the Middle East and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the Hospital to undergo tests.
Sam wakes up after the tests in a private room at the
hospital, and the phone by his bed rings.
"This is your doctor. We've had the results back from your tests and we've found you have an extremely nasty STD called G.A.S.H. It's a combination of Gonorrhea, AIDS, Syphilis, and Herpes!"

"Oh my God," cried Sam, "Doctor! What are we going to do?"

"Well we're going to put you on a diet of pizza, pancakes, and pita bread."

"Will that cure me???" asked Sam

The doctor replied, "Well no, but....
it's the only food we can slide under the door."

brilliant idea and brilliantly done

well done, with so much crap on the internet these days it's refreshing to see something good!

keep up the good work

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